Read the Los Angeles Times stories about L.A. Bizarro HERE and HERE!

Read our tell-all interview for losanjealous.com HERE!

"Thank you, Mssrs. Lovett and Maranian for working your mischievious magic once again!"

 

"Ribald fun!"

 

“A classic!”

“92% of the places mentioned in this book will give you crabs, so make sure to put lots of toilet paper on the seat, or better still, hover. And enjoy!”


—Samantha Bee, correspondent for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

“Bigger than life—bigger than me, in fact—the new L.A. Bizarro is fabulously current and utterly hilarious!”

—Ron Jeremy, New York Times bestselling author, scholar, well-hung cultural icon

“A splendid resource for those who want to experience the best of Los Angeles without joining in on the guinea pig part of the equation.”

—Mark Mothersbaugh, musician, artist, co-founder of Devo, mutant

“This psychotically funny book makes it dead certain that I will continue to see nothing in L.A. until I’m buried here.”

—Richard Lewis, comedian, actor, author, basket case

“Got morbid? Essential reading for boys and ghouls looking for cheap thrills and lethal laughs.”


—Cassandra Peterson (aka Elvira), Mistress of the Dark, B-movie queen, more than just a great set of boobs

 “No one does The Lost City of the Angels with more tasty depravity and gothic humor.”
—Susie Bright, author, activist, church fornicator

“Lovett and Maranian know where the secrets are hidden and the bodies are buried. L.A. Bizarro is no ordinary guidebook—it’s a hysterically funny, psychedelic love letter to the wackiest city on Earth.”
—Larry Karaszewski, co-screenwriter Ed Wood and The People vs Larry Flynt, Vice President of the Don Knotts Fan Club

“Truly funny stuff. Highlights the often surreal experience of living in Los Angeles that can almost never be described accurately to casual visitors. Worth the price of purchase for the humor alone.”
—Anna Biller, writer, producer, director and star of Viva; all-around Renaissance woman

“Tony Lovett and Matt Maranian reveal Los Angeles as the kind of lurid phantasmagoria one usually experiences only after taking LSD and visiting a carnival midway. Give me another hit!”

—Mark Frauenfelder, blogger and founder of boingboing.net

“This is the funniest book I have ever read.”
—Jennifer Traig, author of Devil in the Details: Stories from an Obsessive Girlhood