L.A. BIZARRO CONTINUES
TO AMUSE THE CRITICS!
We're almost famous
(in a pathetic D-list kind of way)
Read the Los Angeles Times stories about about L.A. BIZARRO
HERE and HERE!
Read our tell-all interview for losangelous.com HERE!
and LISTEN to THE CALIFORNIA REPORT on NPR as they put Tony on the hot seat!
L.A. BIZARRO: THE WEBSITE
It's more than just a website. It's a really annoying website that tests the boundaries of your patience while offering almost nothing of interest, much less anything with entertainment value! What more could you ask for?
If you loved the book, L.A. BIZARRO, then you'll, uh, really like the website. Unlike the book, which just sits in your bathroom or the backseat of your car, waiting for you to pick it up, the website is a robust and dynamic destination in cyberspace that is constantly evolving. Of course, that requires us to actually add new stuff to it, but we prefer that you do that, thus the user-generated reviews that we still haven't managed to launch. Yes, it's pathetic.
Unlike the book, which is just a bunch of paper and ink, this website is practically a conscious entity. It tracks what you like and dislike. It knows what you had for lunch. It watches you when you're sleeping and when you're on the toilet. It reads your emails. It combs your hard drive in search of credit card info and unflattering nude photos. But don't worry about any of that--you can trust us.
You want a blog? We have a blahg, which is a blog, only spelled differently.
You want photos? You're in luck, because we have cameras.
You want podcasts? Ours will make your ears bleed, if we ever get around to making that part of the site work.
You want to tell everyone about the bizarro place that gave you diarrhea, crabs, and stigmata? We've got the social network from hell, right here. Well, not really, but we swear it's coming in the next ten years, so sign up anyway. Please.
You want to stay updated on all things bizarro and L.A. related? Yeah. We got that, too. Kind of. Okay, not really.
Okay, we admit it. We suck. We don't have crap here. It's a hideous embarrassment. Our dreams of a social network and user-generated reviews and a newsletter and cool L.A. Bizarro products have crumbled in our hands while emptying our wallets.
But we haven't given up. Live and learn. 2010 will see the rise of our website to a worldwide superpower on par with the Larry Storch fan club. Hey, if regretsy.com can do it, so can we.
Or maybe not. April's really smart. And funny. And has a lot of time on her hands.
In the meantime, enjoy what's here. After all, our book has been on the bestseller list for weeks, and this stuff is free, unlike the book. And you gotta love free.
